Britney Spears apparently tried to hang herself yesterday in rehab!

I waas just saying last week that it was only a matter of time before she had a nervous breakdown. Man if only my online gambling account wasn’t cut off here in the states…

so what are Britney’s career options now? go goth? collaborate with ozzy osbourne on a track, and try and see who is the most fucked up of the two of them? damn so many possibilities….